KNOCKOUT - Gary Owen

Gary Owen

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    There's nothing you can say to me to make me wanna fight.
    #garyowen #standupcomedy #doinwhatido

    күнү жарыяланды 3 ай мурун

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    1. Robert Heinrich von Seyfenstern

      he was a Military Policeman....... he is laying eggs now

    2. Ben Goins

      Mann he need. A special

    3. Matthew Edwards

      Where can I watch whole video.

    4. Paulo Canlas

      This is by far his best stand up.. and I can't find the full show anywhere T_T

    5. SaL Leon

      Funniest shit ever

    6. Destiny Smith

      Jazz hands😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    7. Nyaira

      i was sleeping on gary but he rl funny af 🤣

    8. Purple and Gold Beauty by Cheia

      People wonder why when touring they don't come to your city. Great show Gary 😂😂😂

    9. Wendell Kirton

      Gary I strongly agree with you I am walking away as well

    10. Oksana Kurylenko

      All together, including the children, we pass to the Eternal Father !!!Indications for the treatment * www.padreceleste.com Dear brothers! I take this opportunity to offer you mutual and collective cooperation through prayer, let me explain it right away: together with some of you, I formed a prayer group called "ReteTrinità", which consists of a community of universal brotherhood based on love of God the Father. Every evening after lunch or before going to bed, we hold prayers in each of the houses with other participants scattered around different parts of the world. The prayer takes place on the knees and with the union of the hands, starting moderately with Pater, Avemaria, Gloria; (Importantly ... we do not share our hands, because the Eternal communicates with the soul and we lose contact.) The moment we begin to pray, we may be disturbed by external forces, such as thoughts, useless things, delirium and much other . another. everything leaves the prayers, because even if we wanted to find something, it would be impossible to do, so we will start with a greeting addressed to God and with the phrase "Hello, God .."; Immediately, there is a message about the problems that concern us, asking for help from the Eternal. Our prayer group draws from the church three main prayers, pater, ave and gloria (the simplest and best known by people) and offers them the opportunity to speak with God in the family, where you can talk about everything with the Almighty, from small everyday things to serious problems, in a word, true 360 degree dialogue. Between one joke and the other, and at the end of the conversation, it is necessary to repeat once Pater, Avemaria, Gloria; Therefore, praying together, the presence of God is present simultaneously in all hearts, and this facilitates His intervention. Having benefited, it was decided to repeat the morning and / or afternoon prayers. Obviously, if your daily duties do not allow you to pray in the morning or in the afternoon, do not worry: you can transfer it to another hour of the day, the Eternal understands and knows why you are doing it. However, it is important that the evening prayer be performed without fail. I guarantee you the absolute benefit of the method used so far and I assure you that dialogue with the Almighty frees the soul from pollution and brings peace and prosperity. I express my most sincere congratulations on my behalf and on behalf of the other brothers in the prayer group, hoping to be more numerous. I received this prayer teaching in a social network from a girl, who advised me to read it carefully, not to delete it, to offer it in the family and to give it to friends, because it will be appreciated better than any good food, as it is useful to improve the soul! he sent it to make God known The sign of the cross, Our Father who is in heaven, holy is his name, your kingdom is coming, your will is being done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us our bread day by day, and forgive our sins as we forgive those who trespass and sin against us, and help us not to fall into temptation but deliver us from evil. Amen Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you. You are blessed among women and blessed is the fruit of your womb Jesus.** Holy Mary, Mother of Jesus, pray for us sinners now, and at the hour of our death. Amen Glory be to the Father, to the Son and to the Holy Spirit as it was in the beginning, as it is now and as it will be forever to come. Amen

    11. Bobby

      No wonder this dude was funny as hell in “Welcome to Sudden Death” (Hilariously bad movie). He’s a comedian.

    12. LEAH GIBBS

      AIN'T NOBODY ACTIN' 🤣😂😂😂😂 OMG...

    13. leimoan800

      #doingwhatido🤪😝😁🤣😎

    14. damn1215

      Man I love this dude, his timing and facial expressions are perfect.

      1. Alex G

        You're perfect

    15. Bash Latu

      Jazz hands 😂

    16. Sugalolo

      Jazz hands 😭😭

    17. Lemonx Williams

      Lmmfao Exaxtly 😂 😂 lol

    18. Denise Abrams

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    19. Blue Spaghettis

      Funny thing is, he would him up just about anybody that come at him

    20. Najla Smith

      😂😂😂

    21. tzini shaya you got it broh

      Hes so entertaining

    22. Hakeem Dom-martin

      😂😂😂

    23. Carlos Carney

      Have a friend that said he won’t back us up at the club if things went down! The last time we all boys went to the club. A fight started with our group this chicken shit friend of mine was gone, after the fight 5 minutes later I called him up “where you at chicken shit?” He said “in bed”

      1. Carlos Carney

        John Doe agree, that was when I was young and dumb.

      2. John Doe

        Your friend is smart - not a chicken.

    24. Journeys In This Crazy World

      U a fool frfr 😆 😆 not on my page

    25. changersbanger

      😂😂😂

    26. Samuel Woods

      I don't know much about this guy but you can tell the way he talks is genuine, I've heard other white people talk like this in the past but it doesn't seem natural.

    27. S.I.P

      AYYE FRESNO

    28. NOOTHER 69

      Hahahahahahaha it was jazz hands but still

    29. Yusuf Ibrahim

      No I don't walk away.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

    30. mytwo2cents

      Why can’t I find tickets in Florida???

    31. Aramat Jackson

      It was jazz hands!🙌🏽🤣🤣🤣

    32. Stacy Melanson

      His vocal range in his deliveries is so on point.

    33. George Kemble

      Close call

    34. workinghoustonian

      "Somebody almost got these hands last night" ...lmaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂I cannot wit this guy. Gary Owen been crackin me up since BET Comic View bruh

      1. Najla Smith

        😂😂

      2. Hakeem Dom-martin

        😂

      3. Derek Minns

        That's when i first seen him on bet comic view he came long way

    35. Curtis Stapleton

      I swear I have a friend just like this ..will tell you in a minute he cant and aint fighting ...but he will stand around to make the crowd look bigga. ..lmao

      1. Carlos Carney

        Lmao 😂 that’s a good one!!!

    36. Chris c

      😂

    37. Bobby B.

      Need a show with this guy, Bill Burr, and Chris Porter....STAT!

    38. Mihertab BK

      Bro you on fire....your stand up is getting better everyday.

    39. missyiscute09

      Lol funny as hell

    40. Derick spawn

      🤣🤣🤣

    41. Kimberly Divine

      🤣😂( who was in that club??? I don't know. EXACTLY!!) 🤣😂 (#DOINWHATIDO )🤣😂 (DELETE! NOT ON MY PAGE YOU WASN'T!) 😂🤣 #Respect💯 #OneLove💖 #GaryOwen💎

    42. leonard edwards

      A damn fool 😂😂😂😂😂

    43. Akecheta Lahpay

      *Underrated comic* *!*

    44. Mitsuo Mits

      "Ain't nobody acting" 😆😆😆

      1. Najla Smith

        😂😂😂

      2. Hakeem Dom-martin

        😂

    45. big mike

      It’s always my city damn damn damn!!! Lol sorry you had those experiences in Detroit

    46. rochelle Crump-mcnulty

      My head just hit the floor

    47. Cadillac Deville

      👏👏👏👏😂😂😂walk away, walk away

    48. A Muse

      Never back out of a fight due to fear. Learn self defense. There are better reasons to not fight.

    49. Che Nieves

      OHIO ON 3 1

    50. Pooh Bair Honeyville

      I'm with Gary! That Dude probably taking a dirt nap right now and you still making money and living!

    51. Tim Possible

      1:39 the captions say "Her had me 'pinned' up against the wall", when what he actually said was "He had me HEMMED up against the wall"

    52. Trayvon Cannon

      Gary Owen is a fucking legend and has BEEN a fucking legend. Top 10 ? At least top 50 i mean come on

    53. Millie 2018

      I HATE ppl in the audience that try not to laugh, why go keep yo Ass at home 😑😑

    54. BighomieJ5x -

      What's the name of this full special??

      1. BighomieJ5x -

        @Remy White Preciate it fam

      2. Remy White

        #DoinWhatIDo

    55. Gina Jaworski

      😭😂😂

    56. AutumnJKD

      If world leaders take Gary’s advice, we would achieve everlasting peace

    57. Jesus Arellano

      Yoooo that shit was funny!! Haha jazz hands lmao omg man I died

    58. Steven Gonzalez

      Ain’t nobody acting lmfaoooooo

    59. ScAnDeLeZ

      Lmao somebody almost got these handss last night

    60. Joesph Jalen

      hilarious

    61. Youtoo22

      😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾😭😭😭😭

    62. KAI2003 Mzinja

      Where he’s from

      1. Fr0st B1ght3

        Cincinnati Ohio

    63. Albert R.

      Sounds about like most keyboard warriors to me LMFAO

    64. Tyler Paterson

      Gary has your back way back in the motel room

    65. Michelle Gera

      He is sooo funny. Been loving his shit 4eva. 😎

    66. The HERO Family

      Jazz hands....lol

    67. Mike P

      Just bought / watched this special twice the other day 😂

    68. Dashawn Haston

      Funny man

    69. Rakim

      Are people too lazy to press the like button or what? 7K views and not even 700 likes ?!

      1. Melissa Zimmerman

        Right?! I love him 😂

      2. Just Timm

        Have you ever thought only close To 700 liked him. That's 10 percent not too shabby considering he's not too funny as he plays the personal of white Mike.

    70. Tyrone Frye

      Gary Owen is so slept on he like blk and white unicorn funny as hell no cap lol stay safe out here checkout The Main Squeeze🙏

    71. Mon Nat

      😂😂😂

    72. Felicia Vinson

      Good show

    73. Stonewall Jackson

      Gary you too much 🤣🤣

    74. Lynn Speelman

      Hilarious!😂😂💯🌟! Thank you for that!

    75. One

      Jazz hands 🤣

    76. Dominic Campbell

      You went home, some people in that situation decide they want to be hard and don't get that luxury.

    77. Oldhead Deuce

      Gary gets to splainin dont he?

    78. Aristoteles 21

      Gary Owens never fails haha

    79. Elena Catana

      I was the first dislike

    80. TruBlacKing 85

      Anything about it is isn't he a Marine that's what messes me up cuz you go through training combat lol

      1. Fr0st B1ght3

        Navy but the man is not stupid. Unless it's absolutely necessary just walk away.

      2. hoang nguyen

        just avoid getting sued i guess. can’t risk your whole career just because your ego tell you to do it

      3. Ed Wtf

        He was in the navy, i think he just doesnt wanna get sued

    81. Frank V.

      Laughing in Pittsburgh pa!!!

    82. truth be told95

      We must be spiritually connected because you make me laugh just when I need it the most with total honesty making the truth so very funny. Not in my page 😂🤣peace and good hearth always.

    83. Albert J

      About to get these jazz hands 👐 🤣

    84. hyrsk1552

      Lol

    85. American Outside

      Old Navy, is funny as hell! LOL!

    86. Mercenary 1914

      That is Prine Gary O right there. His story telling, delivery, and timing was on point. Edit to say: There have been many times I have come back to this post and thought about correcting the word Prine to Prime...but the comments clowning me are just too damn good. I will never correct it.

      1. Rensune

        Respect

      2. RileyCj

        @Mercenary 1914 😂😂good sense of humor

      3. Mercenary 1914

        @Chico Dust-E I have updated my comment...but will never change it thanks to you!

      4. Mercenary 1914

        @RileyCj lol!

      5. RileyCj

        Optimus Prine

    87. Durrell Lee

      #doingwhatIdo😂🤣😂🤣😂

    88. Netherwolf6100

      Honestly it's good not to get in bullshit fights with no benefits and nothing but consequences

    89. Mauro Villarreal

      #DOINWHATIDO 😂🤣😆

    90. Omar Shamburger

      They be sleeping on this dude.

      1. Hakeem Dom-martin

        Fact 💯

      2. Ghost

        Yup. Too many not funny comedians have big specials when Gary absolutely deserves one

      3. AregoSauce

        Hes freaking hilarious man

    91. J Lewis Hammond, Jr.

      🤣🤣🤣You did the right thing Gary. Back in the day, Katt Williams got slapped at an after gig affair here in the D. Had his security hemmed up as well.🤣🤣🤣 This was waaay back when they did Steve Harvey v Katt Williams in Detroit. The D is good for runnin' up on ppl🤣🤣🤣.

    92. P4dddy

      "I don't, no, I'm out"

      1. Najla Smith

        😂😂

    93. marcelle collins-clyburn

      Gary is FUNNY as shit!! 🤣🤣🤣

    94. Rochon Hughes

      😂😂😂😂

    95. Intrust Games

      😂😂😂

    96. Griselda WCCD

      never misses 😂😂💀💀

    97. Korben Boombastik

      Lmao

      1. Omar Shamburger

        Yo they be sleeping on this dude.

    98. Milo

      🏅Miloooooo🤣!!!……First!!!💯✊🏿🏁🏁 Milo SMASHED👊🏿💯 the Like button!!!!🏁 🛎 Notification Bell...HIT!!!!🤜🏿💯💯🏁 Always Watching 🏁..Always Supporting✊🏿... Milo.....Peace!!!💯👊🏿🏁 good stuff Gary👍🏿🤣🤣

      1. Milo

        Ana Stewart 😊✊🏿🏁

      2. Ana Stewart

        damn