I Got Kicked Out of the Pool Party! - Gary Owen

Gary Owen

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    I bet David Hasselhoff would have known to not jump in the pool…
    #GaryOwen #StandupComedy #TRUESTORY

    күнү жарыяланды 4 ай мурун

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    2. Agoraphobic Adam

      Don't Nobody Get In The Water Anyway. lol

    3. Ajaxx

      Surround sound shell 😂😂

    4. John Victor Chiyani

      Hahahaha

    5. Cory Cox

      Why do white people think is cool to talk ghetto?

    6. Sunshine Scorpio

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this made my morning. You read the flyer huh Gary 😂😂😂😂😂

    7. Anok Stone

      Ohhh this is why Jesus walked on water and didn't swim in it 😂

    8. Noa Smood

      “Do that shit! Do that shit!” 🤣🤣🤣

    9. Winter Sky

      Pool was a center piece😂😂😂Chile most females i know can't swim and i be like why do you yall go to the pool, who is going to get yall if yall get thrown it.

    10. NbAshaolin Sly

      We never get in the water lmaooo

    11. Sphiwo Mathope

      Netflix needs to release a statement on exactly why they haven’t given Gary a special cause he clearly deserves one

    12. derrick brandon

      Love this guy take a picture karen lol

    13. Tanya White

      This was so freaking funny. I was laughing so hard.

    14. Curtis Stapleton

      Lmmfaooooooooooo.

    15. Francine Trisby

      I had to repay 3 times 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    16. James Punting

      Why is there subtitles that's cold as hell

      1. Aloha Azzie

        Because some of us are hard of hearing or deaf...

    17. Norris Evans

      Is his entire career built upon his experiences with Black people?

      1. I am Murf

        His wife is black, and his kids are biracial. Most comics aren't afraid to poke fun of all ethnicities even their own.

    18. Journeys In This Crazy World

      U is a mess frfr 😆 😆 too funny 😆

    19. JayTheMachine

      I’m waiting for the day Gary comes on stage dressed like Cedric the entertainer with some gators on

    20. Chanel Smith

      🤣🤣🤣

    21. Sophia Banda

      The pool is a centre piece 🙌🏼🙌🏼😆😂🤣I saw a flyer with people in the pool

    22. Tigerfied67

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    23. Rose Water

      I’m black and I did that. The dressiest thing I had on was my see through bikini cover. They said pool party, how was I supposed to know.

    24. MFSGamePlay

      Ahhh he mentioned Karen before she was famous. lol

    25. Gabbie Gabbie

      He is my favorite white man of all time. The realest ever. I love him

    26. Virtuous Woman 0030

      Yo him jumping on that diving board took me out 😂😂😂😂

    27. Fatima Long

      Lol, black people do swim

    28. Chris Cold

      This dude would be funny, If he didn’t try so hard to sound like a black man.

    29. Dono James II

      He's basically Richard Pryor in whiteface, but he is funny

      1. Dono James II

        @Hisfavor1 never Richard Pryor?

      2. Hisfavor1

        No never

    30. D Ddd

      He is trying to talk black 😳

      1. I am Murf

        It's storytelling he doesn't talk like that when he's not on stage. "Trying to talk black" has to be one of the dumbest comments to say to someone.

    31. leimoan800

      Been a fan since the beginning 😂

    32. Tori Redmond

      Ummmm where’s the uncensored version??

    33. Ms Lady Sunflower

      So true they all came to profile please do not forget if they get in they have on 😎 taking a video😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️Gary is so dam funny naturally!!😂😂😂😂🌟🌟

    34. mslashay35

      See Gary live - put that shit on your bucket list. 😂 😂 😂

    35. Sherry Thomas

      The slow Mo got me WEAK! 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

    36. P Camp

      Sharks dont bite toes😂😂😂😂😂

    37. Young Mack

      More black jokes bro talk about what blacks do at party nd how we make parking lot a kicking spot just daily shit we do

    38. Papa Grounds

      Black people loves Gary because he talks like Eminem 😊

    39. Latysha L.

      LMBO!!!

    40. Tyrone Frye

      Da pool is da centerpiece

    41. Tyrone Frye

      U wear ur gators to pool party

    42. Tyrone Frye

      He's definitely is the david Hasselhoff fo blk people no cap lol check out the main squeeze

    43. Todd Adams

      I love gary owen

    44. digital subliminal messages

      S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S Silly ass/ not wit that weave / /

    45. Bentley Knotts

      For not being funny?

      1. tamara stone

        @Jwda thefax he's just mad he doesn't know what's happening. It's a black thing...you wouldn't understand 🤣🤣🤣remember that from the 90s?

      2. Jwda thefax

        Why would it be a requirement to be funny at a pool party in the first place?.....Leave the comedy to the professionals. 🙄

    46. Robert Thomas

      Y'all see Kobe right at the end?

      1. Ms. Perfectly Imperfect

        That's not Kobe lol. I see the resemblance in the teeth and mouth area tho

    47. L Harris

      Hilarious

    48. Aisha Rockett

      ❤❤🎯

    49. Carl Ruiz

      It’s always the white guys who want to be black who smile all the time and act extra nice so ppl will feel too sorry to call them out about being culture vultures.

      1. Hisfavor1

        Your spot on but many of us Black/Hispanics still kiss they tails lol

      2. Truth Jones

        We have been... since the early 2000's

      3. Carl Ruiz

        Fine, enjoy it then.

      4. Truth Jones

        Not A vulture, He just does comedy that black people enjoy.. He a funny white dude who comfy as hell in front of a black audience..

      5. Micah Newby

        Genuinely nice people smile all the time too, but you see what you choose to see

    50. Raine

      This gets funnier everytime 😂😂

    51. Scott Williams

      Yep. Too hot and too much crazy around the water for us.

      1. Curtis Stapleton

        Fax

      2. Sherry Thomas

        😂😂😂

    52. TydaFly

      Am I the only one who dislikes this guy??? His stand-up is always the same since he started,Black this,Black that,try something new Gary!! This is like Bruce Bruce always talking about food in his stand up! Lame as F!

      1. Dono James II

        I don't dislike him, but you make a valid point

      2. Tamara Powell

        TydaFly I get your point, but I’m the other side of the coin. There are many black comedians that always make similar points about white people. Looking around the audience, I see them cracking up! As a black person, I find it hilarious to see what people from other races or backgrounds think about us...it’s done tastefully almost all of the time and it’s funny (to me anyway). It’s also funny because he is “authentic,” in that they are REAL experiences, not just some random white comedian (who has never spent a day with a black person in his/her life) trying to bash another race. Also, he’s not trying to “be black” - I feel that he knows who he is and is fine with it. This is how life is supposed to be! So honestly, this is a refreshing way to laugh at ourselves without everyone trolling or trying to find something to be offended about. In today’s climate, I think we need more laughter. Not mad at your comment-I have many comedians on the list (of all backgrounds and ethnicities) who simply aren’t the least bit funny. I can watch Robin Williams (rest in peace) for hours (because my fiancé forces me to) and not even crack a chuckle. It’s annoys him, but cest la vie 🤷🏽‍♀️!!

      3. Vicodyn

        @Jwda thefax O.P.I.N.I.O.N.

      4. Vicodyn

        I don't usually watch his full sets to be honest so I get where you're coming from, it feels like a lot of replayed shit with "well let's preface it with black people". The way I watch his shit I still chuckle, but also (as you know) that's just your opinion. Seems like some other commenters here aren't sure what an opinion is.

      5. Tracy Allen

        maNcube Right?🤷🏽‍♀️ There’s a ton of comedians that I don’t even bother to click and watch their stuff because either they’re not funny to me or I’m just not into them. Gary’s stuff shows up in my feed because I like him. I don’t understand why people are watching a comedian that they don’t like only to leave a comment to spread more negativity. Unless that’s all they are trying to do anyway😏

    53. Ylnevaeh Stsoh

      Puppy paddle 😂

    54. Valeda Shaver

      This is still funny, I love it.

    55. S Bura

      Love you Gary. I have to click right away; you bring much joy and laughter to my day.

    56. Artur Bortkevic

      Gary Owen has Kevin Hart vibe.

      1. Valeda Shaver

        No he doesn't. You must not have seen him on Comic View.

    57. Figs3

      Still funny. I've seen this bit so many times. I still laugh.

      1. Karen Thomas

        Y76

    58. Frank V.

      Watching from Pittsburgh pa

    59. Tanisha Nesmith

      BOY OH BOY...I WAS CTFU!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅

    60. S Owens

      "I didn't know the pool was a centerpiece"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      1. Tanisha Nesmith

        @charlie boy okay..???

      2. charlie boy

        Tanisha Nesmith s

      3. Donnell Vanhorn

        😂😂😂

      4. Tanisha Nesmith

        Yes!! LAWD! SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HE WAS NERVOUS AT THAT POOL PARTY ! I MEAN CENTERPIECE 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

    61. Princess Lolita

      Linen and Gators 🤣🤣🤣

    62. Yawdan

      Sorry I got to comment again- you got kicked out of a pool party for getting into the pool 😂😂😂

    63. LáVon Sáys

      Hilarious Gary🤣🤣🤣🤣

    64. Yawdan

      You got kicked out of that pool party? Lol! I need to buy this special.

      1. someone !

        And you got kicked out??